| The windscreen of our bus was a million beads of dark water. It was bloody cold on the North Downs. There was snow drifting across the roads and the county authorities couldn’t cope. We were not having a lot of fun either. It was hard to keep the bus warm in this weather. Our bus, the house-bus, our six-wheeled narrowboat of the tarmacadamed highways and byways was moored in a layby just outside Guildford with the fire out and its twin fanbelts perished and gone. We had taken public transport into town today to pick up the new belts, just before two inches of snow crippled the nation and three days before Christmas. Van and I had to walk the last couple of miles back to the bus. Van hitched for a bit but no one wanted to stop. I didn’t blame them. We were an unprepossessing sight. The missing links, the belts, had taken five days to arrive. We had been stuck, stranded for that long. Talon and Mouse had driven us into town to order the belts up but had moved on soon after. Mouse had a date to keep with a lady in Sussex. Talon had other business. The rest of the crew were heading into the City for the season. We just wanted to make the Ashdown Forest for the Solstice. “We might just make it,” Van trembled under her woollen hat, her scarf was wrapped around her face such that only her crystal blue eyes were visible, “if the snow stops and we get the bus going tonight it’s just over an hour away.” At that moment there was a break in the clouds and we caught a glimpse of the full moon. “It’s a sign,” she said, then, “what’s that?” as a dark shape flapped past the silver disc of the moon. The windscreen sparkled. The droplets of water on the glass had fused into ice. I unclipped the engine cover and lifted it off. Five feet below, the tarmac gleamed oily and bright in reflected torchlight. Cold air rushed up through the opening. The engine was a huge metal troll and it tugged our home from county to county, growling all the way. Its six pots sat on top in a line next to the driver’s seat. When she ran she roared and we shouted like sailors in a storm to be heard above her. It was brilliant. But right now it was bitterly cold both outside and inside our travelling tin can. The heart of our Rayburn wood-burning range was as still and chilled as the stalled Bedford engine. We shivered against the biting, icy wind. Van steadied the torch and I reached into the cavernous engine bay and grabbed the alternator. I laid on my front and tried to engage the nut with my old adjustable spanner. It was difficult. “I need another elbow,” I muttered, “I can reach that for you,” Van leaned into the opening, the torch light flickered. “I wish I had some gloves,” A crow called in the darkness. I jumped and the spanner slipped. I crunched my knuckles against the metal ribcage of the Bedford. Van gripped a mounting bolt with a pair of pliers and I worked the wrench back onto the nut. “We can do this,” she urged, then I slipped again and knocked the pliers out of her hand. The wrench followed them five feet down to the pavement. There was a splash and a sparkle of dark water. “Butterfingers,” I said, “I’ll have to get down there. Perhaps I’ll do better from below? I might get a better grip.” “I thought I felt the bolt start to move,” Van didn’t sound convinced, “It must have had some effect.” I stood on the bottom step in the doorway to the Bedford. I felt like we were being watched but I couldn’t see anyone about. There was a little traffic moving slowly in both directions but no obvious sight-seers. If one day it was the Police taking too much of an interest, then the next day it was the public and the day after that the gypsies and the wide boys. The cops were cool as soon as they heard we were leaving their manor. As long as we were going to be someone else’s problem then the brand new Criminal Justice Act didn’t matter. All that paperwork got them down. But, if we were still around at the end of the week, we knew what would happen. Mr and Mrs Public came and took pictures of our big red bus. Some got close enough to ask questions. Most gypsies were after our gearbox while the wide boys were out for a deal. “Got any? You know? Sell us some stuff to put up me nose?” Wish we had a dog at times. Dog would have kept us warm too. The snow was lighter than before, less determined. I looked at my hands in the erratic light of passing cars, my already bruised, grazed and bleeding hands. Red and black rivers ran from wrists to elbows. I was the anointed one. The crow called again. I thought I caught a glimpse, saw half a fluttered wing. I walked around to the front of the Bedford, got on my hands and knees and crawled beneath the bumper into the profound darkness under the guts of the beast. My numbed fingers felt nothing as I fished around in the dark soup. The chemical gravy soaked into my jeans, I wondered if there was any battery acid in the cocktail. I thought I could smell piss. I told myself I couldn’t. If there was a gully under here then all would be lost. “Are you alright down there?” called Van, “I can’t see you.” “I’m okay,” I called back; “I’m just here.” A sudden squally breeze ruffled the waters in the gutter and I spotted the wrench. The snow had redoubled and was blowing straight through the wheel arches and into my face. I grabbed for the wrench and caught hold of it. The pliers dug into my left knee. Van’s torchlight from above gave the shadow of my head a halo. It was little help and less comfort. I rolled onto my left side to survey the work ahead. From here maybe some progress could be made. Creak, squeak, clunk, twist, scrape, graze, rub, bleed, the nuts began to loosen. Oil, grit and rust cascaded like a flight of dark fleas, plinking into the water, plopping onto my face. The wrench was not fitting properly. It kept slipping, making me punch the cold metal sump over and over again. I sighed with frustration. Up above, in the dry, Van dazzled me with the torchlight. I closed my eyes. And then I heard a voice. “Hallo there, need a hand?” I thought perhaps it came from way inside my own head. I heard it again, “You look like an old troll down there in your cave,” I opened my eyes, then my mouth and made greeting. “Who’s that trip trapping over my bus?” “Do you need a hand? Your girlfriend says your wrench doesn’t fit?” “That’s right,” “Try this number fourteen,” And that was the key, to unlock us from the prison of immobility. It shone like Excalibur, and I became Arthur as I took it in my hand. The visitor reached down and held the alternator while I took off the bolts. The job went bold and swift and was quickly done. The new fan belts gleamed sinewy and strong. “It looks great,” he said, “she’ll go like a dream now.” Then he disappeared from view. Uncomfortably numb, wretched and stiff, I crawled backwards out from under. I was the colour of puddles and smelled of pollution. I clutched my pliers, wrench and old fan belts in my left hand. My right gripped the silver number fourteen spanner. It glimmered in the passing headlights. The snow felt clean on my skin. I closed my eyes and faced into the wind. We neither saw a car draw up or pull away. There was no other vehicle in the layby. We called ‘hello’, we called ‘thank you’, but there was no reply. Traffic sped past, faster now and loud. We got back in the bus; I quickly changed into some dry clothes and climbed behind the wheel. I turned the key and unlocked the troll. She growled and roared into life. I turned on the headlights, dip, then mainbeam, dip again. A crow on the fence shrugged once, then flew into the night. © John Bruton All Rights Reserved www.millionstories.net |


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